By plane: always be prepared for the worst!

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the worst of my air travel … we start from far to explain the reasons for this:
1) to Istanbul if you want to try to sleep in the airport you find people who do not even know what to wash themselves, but this is understandable given that they take over all the chairs possible and not make you sit even dead just to sleep something like 12 hours there -.- ‘;
2) then try the solution TAV hotel (inside the airport) where, for the modest sum of 102 € you can sleep for the great period of three hours … if you want to sleep more you have to switch a mortgage … and more …. you also have to book therefore you do not find a hole even 500 €;
3) to help me arrives @Riccardo Trementini that, having booked a double to 52 euro not far from the airport (Hilton Garden Inn) with shuttle leave you and you take;
4) shame that he never seen this shuttle, both outward and return .. but the taxi with 10 €, each way, you come out … never mind;
5) obviously at the airport you have to redo the whole rigmarole of passports both incoming and outgoing …. and here it is better that I’m quiet;
6) continuous bad luck … by plane we happen a group of dum…. (I censor myself) … elderly Brazilians meant (yes, because the plane makes a technique stop in San Paolo …. Also discovered this fantastic news at the gate) who smashed the bal… (I think today I’ll self censor a lot) with noises, loud conversations and move the seat all the time with their big hands like godzilla version (not to say that the old woman next to me for 3 times hostess had saved from the water jump on her but she was indomitable and at the 4th time she managed to flood all);
7) Turkish airlines … the best in Europe (I’d better shut up or I’m hand an embolus): Oh yes, of course not ???? The service is great for charity, and the employees are trained people and very kind, but the services offered are nothing short shit… (ufff with is censorship). I try to make the payment for 24 hours of internet but nothing, the system does not want to let me enter the details of the credit card … then I try to make a call with their super-board system … the modest sum of $ 10 per minute … but at least it worked and what the fuc… (you already know);
In summary this is an expression of myself and Riccardo to make you understand how the journey has not started in the best way.

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P.S. the old woman next to me, still rubbing on me …. soon I throw her out to kick -.- ‘and not only … … look at the picture below … someone will explain that the glass slips because she does not puts it in the appropriate place? Or whether it should fall again, and this time with coffee, she will understand?

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